BARSKEPUS IS BACK!

DISCLAIMER:

Wait! There is no disclaimer! Oh, whatever!...

Til alle de sinnsykt mange leserne mine (lov å håpe), inkludert dere fra Andromeda; Beklager for at jeg ikke har blogga på år og dag (eller noen måneder) men jeg har virkelig ikke hatt peiling på hva jeg skal skrive om eller snakke om, eller hviske om, om noen foretrekker det. Nå vet jeg hva jeg skal snakke om. Det er et dypt og intest tema som få forstår seg på; EPIC RANDOMNESS!

 

For det første; Igår ble jeg invadert av muterte sokkemonstre. De så cirka sånn her ut;

THERE ARE GIANT MUTANT SOCKMONSTERS FROM SPACE!! RUN!!!!111one

 

Over til andre relaterte nyheter; Det er en sjanse for at kuer planlegger verdensherredømme.


 

-NO, HUMANS! I'M NOT MAD! STOP CALLING ME MAD! OR I'LL BE MAD! AND IT REALLY EXPLAINS WHY THE CAPSLOCK IS STUCK! AND THE GREEN ACID.... WELL, YOU KNOW THE THEORY ABOUT HOW COWS FART THROUGH THE MOUTH..

 

-HAH! This spikey steel fence can't stop me! I'm gonna  bite my way out of it, and you can't say anything, ANYTHING, to change my mind!

-I'll give you a strawberry.

-Ok, I changed my mind..

 

-World domination? Me? Cows? .. The red eyes? I just woke up. The light beams from my eyes? I accidently brushed my eyes with refreshing tooth paste.

My amazing language skills? I mean... mooooo??

 

BUSTED!!!

 

 

-So I accidently tripped and fell over a hi-tech bucket filled with these angry mutant shrimp frogs, and they messed up my nerve system.

 

-Don't listen to him, it's a trap! Everyone knows that angry mutant shrimp frogs exists! Only mutant shrimp frogs. Sometimes they get angry. Then there is some logic in here. Because if they get angry.. they.. are.. actually.. angry mutant shrimp frogs.

 

-Everyone knows Barskepus ain't got green and purple hair anymore!

 



-Look at all the pretty stars!!

 

What do you call five guys who smoke weed?

HIGH FIVE! Literally.

 

                                                                                             

Thank you for the attention. AW YEAH!






 



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Marius Barskepus S. Hansen

Marius Barskepus S. Hansen

19, Fredrikstad

Jeg er en barsk skapning som har uber barske og random fantasier om alt og forbi der igjen =^w^= aw yesh : 3

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